Fairytales.SUCK

Just another restless spirit in a lazy body.
Home /Ask me, I'm an attention whore./ Submit/ Archive
161
stevieboebi:

New video, guys! Stop Stalking Youtubers
Stalking/Following people who reblog like always. :)

stevieboebi:

New video, guys! Stop Stalking Youtubers

Stalking/Following people who reblog like always. :)

719

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

Reblog1 day ago with 643,452 notes

mahzerunners:

being pumped for halloween but tryin to stay professional like

image

Reblog1 day ago with 122,397 notes

shouldnt:

getting an A on a test when you didnt study

image

Reblog2 days ago with 59,064 notes

spooky-gloria-mott:

when you’re feeling really thirsty and u gotta stop yourselfimage

Reblog2 days ago with 58,019 notes

illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

image

Reblog2 days ago with 224,333 notes

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

image

Reblog2 days ago with 644,480 notes

rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

image

Reblog2 days ago with 548,584 notes

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

Reblog2 days ago with 455,016 notes

actionables:

image

IT’S THEM AS BABIES

botherandbefuddle:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

my mom has invited me over for dinner

my mom needs help with furniture

my mom just got a new phone and needs my help

my mom spoke to me from the grave and told me u need to stop inviting me out

Reblog2 days ago with 437,786 notes

wastedm1nd:

Best plot twist